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DEAR UNIVERSE:

BACK THE FUCK OFF ME AND MY FRIENDS.

CAPSLOCKY HATE,

ERIN.

1: A Dominant must not harm a submissive, or through inaction or inattention, allow a submissive to come to harm.

2: A Dominant must care for their needs, wants and selves, except where such care would conflict with the first law.

3: A Dominant must fulfil the requirements of their position and maintain and care for the Dominant/submissive dynamic, unless it conflicts with the first two laws.

BECAUSE I AM A NERD AND I'VE BEEN REREADING MY ASIMOV BOOKS AGAIN RECENTLY.

This is seriously just for poops and giggles, but it's kind of a good idea so I might come back and examine this further at some point.

Yesterday Elliott and I found ourselves with some unexpected alone time! If you knew our crazy household, you’d know what a miracle that is. We’ve started sending the kids all away on Sunday afternoons just so we can have some quality time, but this little window of opportunity yesterday was a nice surprise. After a cool shower (because it was hot weather) I teased him about playing “naughty masseur and bored rich housewife”. We had a couple of untouched massage bars from the last trip to Lush, just begging to be used. He picked the spicy one of course, the one with a nice slow burn. Lessons learned from this: feels wonderful and tingly, but is anathema to lubrication. :)

After happy alone time, we went into town to meet a couple of friends for dinner. It was my girlfriend Zale’s birthday so we wanted to take her out. Dinner was on the veranda of one of our favorite Italian places, on a warm summer night, with one-too-many bottles of Valpolicella Ripasso. Perfect way to spend an evening.

Of course today I am paying for the excess, with a very mild headache and way too much to do. Doggie seemed way better yesterday, but again today took a downturn. We’re taking him to the vet again this afternoon, since it’s a holiday weekend and we’ll be away on a boat. His fever is up again. We also have to load the boat, because the loading zone where we’re docked is being closed tomorrow for the 4th. So, we’ll get ready today, then take off in the morning for beautiful Roche Harbor.

We were supposed to go to a party tomorrow in honor of a dear friend who died a couple of weeks ago. However, my friend Rita is coming with us and her ex-husband (and his new wife) pitched an absolute fit that she was going to be there. As I told a friend, it’s the first time in my adult life that I’d been so angry with someone that I wasn’t in the midst of divorcing. First, I don’t think there are any good times to be territorial about joint friends or places. The person with the problem needs to either get over it, or stay away. I chose to stay away from my ex for quite a long time because it was upsetting to me to be around him. I did not try to convince mutual friends to do the same, that’s just lame. BUT, of all the times NOT to be a jerk about “territory”, at the top of the list are weddings, wakes and graduations. I am appalled at people sometimes.

At any rate, what we decided was to have our own small memorial, sharing memories of our friend quietly. I don’t think participating in drama is a good way to honor someone. She was one of the most amazing, big-hearted, courageous people I knew.

Looking forward to the weekend, with doggie, Elliott, a pile of teenagers, Rita, and many other friends on the water… Naomi, we’ll be thinking of you.

~Jane

Here’s another blonde you all seemed to dig the last time I made a post about her. Pretty sure I didn’t give you Ember Reigns nude the last time I posted about her, so just incase you didn’t believe me when I said she’s got no problem with taking her clothes off, here you [...]

Dear tamiflu:

I appreciate what you're trying to do for my body, what with the fixing of this flu thing, and the making me non-contagious. That's really great, especially since with my history of severe respitory problems, not using you could land me in hospital, and that would suck.

But I could do without the uncontrollable vomiting, especially when I've now puked three times in the last hour, and there's not actually anything left in my stomach so it's just bile.

I know, I know. You're going to tell me I'm special. After all, only one percent of people experience nausea as a side effect of you. You chose me especially. And I'm grateful for that, I am.

But that's enough now. My throat burns and my entire torso hurts from retching.

Please stop hurting me while you're trying to heal me.

Love, Erin.

Yes - that’s freckle faced Faye Reagan to the right there lovingly licking a vibrator that’s hugged snug between her natural boobs. No, I don’t know what happened to her freckles. While this incredible pheonomenon can be attriibuted to poor, poor decision making during the photo editing process, at the very least it’s [...]

I actually had a couple of lovely ladies in mind for our monthly babe award, but there’s a particular buzz around one of them that couldn’t be ignored. Frankly, you folks love some Franziska Facella. I’ve always checked site stats to see where you guys are surfing to and how you’re getting to [...]

I think that title is the first time I’ve used the phrase “one sick puppy” for an ACTUAL sick puppy. My doggie was sick, and last night we were at the emergency vet until after midnight. His white blood cell count was high, he spiked a fever, was lethargic and overall just not acting like a puppy. We already knew he had an infection, we took him to the regular vet last week. We got a doctor we’d never seen before (we’ve been going to this vet for years) who prescribed an oral antibiotic that he kept puking up. We found out last night it was one that shouldn’t be given to puppies, hence the problem.

At any rate, my day is starting out a bit slower. I was exhausted by the time we got home, hadn’t gotten a chance to have dinner, overslept this morning. The good part is doggie is WAY better today. His fever is gone, he’s got a bit of perk in his step again, and while he’s not his usual tasmanian-devil self, he’s definitely on the mend.

Very much looking forward to a tiny sailing getaway over the 4th of July weekend. We all need it.

~jane

Threesomes are always a good time, so we’re going to post about another one here. This time (I hope you’re sitting down fellas) it involves two of the hottest busty blondes in porn, Shyla Stylez and Nikki Benz. What can you say about this one really? It’s two hot busty blondes fucking each other [...]

I miss the summer.

I miss the warm grass beneath my feet; the cool kiss of breeze against my nipples.

I miss wearing singlets and jandals and short skirts.


I miss hiding myself away from the sunshine, whilst still appreciating the heat.

I miss having an excuse to show off my parasols (umbrellas just aren't the same).


I miss being naked in the back yard, cats pouncing on my toes.

But it's now the middle of winter. Roll on spring!


Photos taken by Kiana, who has done all the parasol photos seen thus far. I miss getting naked outside with her.

Don't forget to have a look at my favourite HNT's from last week, featuring Missy and Steve, Marcello and Dangerous Lilly!



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